Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both books have been lost.



A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.



The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

Priceless

And he thought last year was the worst year of his life!

Uh, excuse me Mr. President, but uh, that's not a brown crayon you're using there.

Yeah, the big FAT ones!