Hovercraft

of course you do!

Have you seen Travis Barker on his last tour? I think that's the closest to a hovercraft we can hope for at the moment

It appears to be flying in ground-effect at 1.5 meters (just under five feet).

That's good over a body of water, assuming it's reasonably smooth. (I wouldn't try it over open ocean.) Unfortunately, it may be impossible to fly overland, where there are lots of low obstacles.

Then there's the issue of one's hovercraft being full of eels.

One of my favorite "episodes".

me too (want one)

I want this:

How about this

Martin Jet Pack

That is badass......

Long hair could pose a bit of a challenge, however.